Um...yeah.

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit)


I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
- anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

marxvx:

if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people


myfirstpubichair:

pyro83:

Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?

because youre racist


maryjblige:

joan rivers is in the death note and i am waiting


thottweiler:

I can’t stop watching this

(Source: cocaineteas)


keyonatopia:

Tell me this not the realest shit ever.

keyonatopia:

Tell me this not the realest shit ever.

(Source: klesleym)

sshewayouts:

shutupaubrey:

the best moment in film history

this movie will actually never get old




*mortal combat voice* FINISH HIM

SHE USED THE FORCE OF HIM PULLING HER TO HELP PROPEL HERSELF ONTO HIM. THAT’S SOME TACTICAL THINKING DAMN. 

she beat his ass with flip flops on thats some serious skill

*mortal combat voice* FINISH HIM

SHE USED THE FORCE OF HIM PULLING HER TO HELP PROPEL HERSELF ONTO HIM. THAT’S SOME TACTICAL THINKING DAMN. 

she beat his ass with flip flops on thats some serious skill

(Source: 4gifs)